A simple rate for the night doesn't truely reflect what I would like to charge:
1. A 5% discount for bald people (cleaning hair out of the drains is the worst job)
2. A 10% discount if the entire party are bald!
3. A 20% surcharge if the group has booked for a wedding (the makeup is everywhere and don't mention the pillows!)
4. A 10% surcharge per child who can't eat at the table (You know the ones, food and crumbs everywhere - except under the table)
5 A 7% discount for groups who want to eat out for every meal, there are 34 places to eat in out village (and we don't have to clean the oven!)
6 A 1% surcharge for every question that has already been answered in the information booklet
I'm sure you people can think of more!