@Leslie306 I agree with you that hosts should be more accurate in their reviews of guests. We should develop a "host code":
"More suited to a hotel": Thinks you're his maid.
"Very relaxed about communication": Didn't answer a single message. Until he had a problem.
"Really made himself at home": At home where his mama picks up after him and does his laundry.
"Footloose and fancy free": Doesn't observe check-in and check-out times and can't follow directions.
By the way, I checked your listings, which look amazing. But this might just be my favorite review of all time (translated by Google):
"I didn't know what towel to use to wipe the water on the floor. He silently wiped it, and only reminded me that there was no blame. Very recommended Leslie's house."