In style of Dr Seuss. Inspired by recent streek of "never good enough" guests. By Inna.
Let's say you are a host
And a good one, indeed
Then getting a Nevergoodenougher
Is truly a treat
A Nevergoodenougher is a guest who by far
Is the best of all guests
That arrive to your nest
Or house, apartment, a boat or flat
They are greater than greatest
We can make a bet!
It's dark and it's late
And you put on nightgown
When you hear a ding from your phone.
You look down.
The Nevergoodenougher has found some flauts!
He is up! He is happy!
He is checking the bolts
To make sure the door frame is screwed on just right
If not- it might fall! In the middle of the night!
The towels were washed but not with the bestest
Detergent that the Nevergoodenougher has personally tested
Location is all right
But the airport is not close
The pillows is too soft
For his neck, ears and nose
The check in was smooth
But the doormat did not smile
It is the rudest rug he has seen in a while!
The Nevergoodenougher departs
You sigh a relief.
A new day starts.
A good one but brief.
As the evening comes down- a knock on the door.
The Nevergoodenougher is back!
He liked the house and wants to stay more.
