Hello and thank you for your interest in our apartment.
We have some general house rules.
Check-in is at 3pm, and check-out is by 11am. Arriving slightly earlier, or want that extra hour to sleep? Should be fine, but please check with us first.
You're welcome to smoke inside the house for a $300 charge, you can smoke on the balcony for free. Just make sure you put the ashes inside the ashtray. We have no problem with Electronic Cigarettes. We also do not have a problem if you consume medical marijuana on the balcony.
We do have a zero drug policy on illicit drugs.
Excessive noise is subject to cancellation of stay. All guest funds will be forfeited for the entire stay. We have neighbors that have been instructed to call the police. Meaning screaming, or loud music. I'm not here to monitor your every move have a good time, just don't hold a party or make noise. Please respect my home.
Whilst we do a thorough professional clean between each guest stay, we kindly ask that prior to leaving, you clean and put away any dishes or kitchenware used and put any dirty towels in the hamper. It helps us get through our cleaning process quicker and allows us to keep cleaning costs down for you and future guests.
We understand that accidents happen. But we do ask that you please let us know when they do. Chances are we can fix them as effortlessly as possible which also means better chances of having your full security deposit returned too.
No Additional guest inside the house then the amount listed on our orginal reservation. Meaning if you book for 2 people you can not have more than 2 at the house at all times. We count infants as guest. Our maximum amount is 5 guest.
You will be required to notify us of any additional extra guest.
We have annoying neighbors that have nothing better do with their lives, so if you're planning to have a party it will get shut down real quick.
Santa Monica city ordinance quiet hours to be set at 10pm-8am
The easiest way to disrupt an enjoyable stay is a plumbing problem. To prevent this, we kindly ask you to please place things like sanity napkins in the sanitary bin we've provided in the bathroom. We simply want to ensure you have a royal flush kind of holiday :)"
No pets unless approved, so before you bring your pet penguin please ask. We are in strict compliance with ADA and FHA. Just make sure you have the proper paper work.
Trash must be taken out everyday.
The food on the plates need to be put inside the trash along with taken out to prevent bugs, prior to checkout along with everyday.
If there is a maintenance issue we reserve the right to enter the property with no notice.
Lost key fobs are subject to a $100 charge.
If the Cameras are shut off we reserve the right to enter the property to check the amount of guest along with charge a $100 fee. We will confirm with our ISP to confirm there is an outage first. We only have cameras on the outside of the property and would never violate anyones privacy.
The individual booking the reservation must be over the age of 18 years old, we reserve the right to verify.
Other then that please have fun, our place is amazing you won't regret your stay.
Please advise me if there are any improvements that can be made on my house rules.
Also as I outlined if anyone needs help hosting I'm free for co-hosting, I am currently located in Los Angeles, I update my prices 3 times a day.