@Laura2592
Oh Laura, can I join in?
Now this is a bit tongue in cheek but I couldn't resist having a bit of fun here.....
My House Rules:
Thanks for booking our cottage for your upcoming stay,
Just a few simple points to note if I may.
When you enter our street look for the sign at the gate.
Our dog Betts will give you a bark, her way of saying, G’day mate!
The key’s in the door so let yourself in,
There’s drinks in the fridge but please, don’t touch the Gin.
The cheese,fruit and crackers are all on the house
But close the bloody door or you may catch a mouse.
The WiFi access is there on the wall
Please try not to abuse it, it’s there for all
The TV remote works well from the bed
But drop it on the floor and I guarantee it’ll be dead.
The shower is a bit specie with its motorised screen
When you’ve finished put it down, cause it’s easier to clean!
When you’re done with the dishes just leave them to me
If you half do them, next guest will score me a 3.
Make yourself at home but please keep in mind
It’s my house you renting so please be kind.
Don’t damage the walls or piss in the bed
Keep your makeup for tissues or on your head.
I love having guests, you're all lovely folk
But time will come when you will send me broke.
I don’t want to walk in and exclaim….by golly!
So please, leave as you find, and don’t be a 'wally'!
Happy Christmas Laura.
Cheers.......Rob