@Inna22
I put decorations on my Holiday tree
My pet porcupine broke 7, that left me with three
@Rebecca181
So I booked a trip for my porcupine and me
He is my 'emotional support' animal -
So he travels for free.
@Cathie19
“Travels for free you say with a grin
No need for a crate, he sits near my shin.
but there lies the point, as my shin splints inflame...
for porcupine rubs my legs the wrong way...”
Mine:
He leaves his quills in the sofa and under the drapes,
He eats beds and tables, he breaks cups and plates,
He's not fully housebroken, in the wild he'd live in a tree,
But you should feel lucky you get to host me!
For as a Superhost and guest there are none who compare
In the city of Chicago, all other hosts should beware
Me and my porcupine: we have no match!
If you need a place in the Windy City, choose Inna, natch!
I'll keep you laughing with my tales of excitement and woe
Of drunken housekeepers who just need to go
And cleaners who crash and wreck my stash of coffee
If something crazy's going to happen, it'll happen to me!