@Inna22, @Ute42 @Sarah977.
Here’s a word for you all, and maybe I might have some with my egg for breakfast.
Gammon
But: can be used with your cancelling guest....
1. firstly: pig meat product
bacon. flitch, gammon, side pork, beef bacon, Danish bacon, Canadian bacon, breakfast meat, pancetta, side meat*, sowbelly*.
2. to me playing a joke, mucking around, or a falsehood.
So in context :
If you were writing to your guest, or talking to them, you might give them a knowing look of disbelief and say, stop gamin/gammon! You’re gammon me......
He might say “No I’m not! True story!”
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁