@Larry339, @Alex-And-Rhea0, @Erica266, @Samantha557
Very early on in my hosting - as in my second ever guests - i recived my only present to date - a bottle of fine red wine. I don't really drink red wine but nonetheless I was ENORMOUSLY impressed. From from a stay of 7 blokes -one of them 40ish but most of them much older, who were up for a lawn bowls weekend tournament. I knew they'd be great guests - just playing bowls all day - then drinking beer, then coming back to sleep. For some reason I couldnt' get to the listing until a couple of days after check out. I was so convinced they'd be no trouble, I didn't bother sending a friend around to make sure everything was OK, just a driveby to make sure the house was locked etc.
2- 3 days later I turned up to inspect and clean - did a quick look around - everything was seemingly fine - slept in beds with the sheets everywhere and lots and lots of towels inducing beach towels in the laundry tub, were the only evidence they'd stayed. They'd put the towels in the laundry sink which was considerate but actually a bit irritating as the sink had a slow leak so the were all sopping. I did briefly wonder when they'd had time to go to the beach..
I was an absolute newbie and desperate for reviews. I reviewed almost immediately. Then decided to tackle the washing. Went down to the laundry scooped up some of the sodden wet towels and at that point realised they were sodden with URINE.
I gagged and hawked for some time - the stench was overwhelming once they were disturbed. Also a few presents left behind of urine soaked PJ's lying on the floor ( fortunately wooden floors, not carpet)
Can't even look at that wine without beginning to dry retch