@Ann72 the discussion itself could be part of a book. Here are a few better extracts (I am taking chunks of pleasantries out to make this short, I was not this abrupt with her):
her: I Have 6 Daughters 2 Adults & The Other 4 Are Children
me: Is everyone flying in from Albuquerque? No school on Monday?
her: Some Of Them Actually Stays In Chicago The Older Ones . And Yes Teachers Are Going On Strike So The School Days Are Getting Cut .
me: You know already that 10 days from now teachers in Albuquerque will go on strike? I do not see anything in the news. I also noticed that you actually live in Chicago yourself.
her: I Use To Live In Chicago When I Was Staying With My Peoples .
yada yada
her: My Husband Lives in Chicago I’m With Him From Time To Time Because I Have My Kids And Yes I Have Kids Who Stays In Chicago .
yada
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blah
her: My husbands coming to me we’ll be ina city couple days before the stay
me: He is coming to you in New Mexico?
her: No He’s Coming To Frm New Mexico!
me: I thought you lived in New Mexico?
her: I do I’m just not with my husband right now
It is pretty funny to read it now.