@Denise80
Hey, sorry Denise, geez we have to go through some sh*t don't we!
I am probably going a bit off the topic of your thread Denise but, tell me, how old was this guest?
I find if I am going to have a 'critical' guest they will be in their mid to late 60's and I really wish I could somehow block guests in that age bracket from booking! Not possible of course, but I have done a statistical analysis of my 370 guests.
I have had 27 that did not leave me a review, 24 of them were in their mid/late 60's.
I have 19 that left me a 4 star review and all but two of them were in their mid/late 60's
I am now to the point where I won't review guests in that age bracket and I hope they don't review me.
My last guest in that age bracket left here 12 days ago. She left this note for me....
Denise, to put this in perspective.......
I supply 1/4 block of butter for each stay, enough for about 8-10 slices of toast. This guest was an over-nighter!
Tomato sauce, well that one slipped by me, not something I have ever been picked up on before! Maybe I should include a bit of Ranch dressing, Balsamic, Worcestershire, Sweet Soy!
Paper towel.....yes it was there right next to the iron and the dish clothes!
Adjusting the shower head, yeah there is a lever on the side of the shower arm, maybe I should have painted it red to make it just a bit more visible!
Yellow stripes on the two steps up to the bathroom....... really, why have I never thought of bastardising my listing by making an industrial site out of it?
Toilet grab rail.....yeah, valid point, I have never been chipped for it before but, guess what, there is one there now. I took that bit of feedback on board!
Cloth for wiping down....Oh, she found it, right next to the paper towel she didn't find!
Box of tissues........ she actually managed to miss two of them, one small travel pack next to the flower vase in the bathroom and another on a wall shelf next to one side of the bed!
This guest lives in her own bubble world, a bit like Hyacinth Bouquet in that British comedy series 'Keeping up Appearances' . Not only is she a moron, she needed to spell out on paper how much of a moron she is!
She, to this point, has not reviewed me, and I am not going to jog her memory of staying here by having her receive an email from Airbnb saying that in order to read my review of her, she has to leave one of me. I don't want her review, it will just be more bumbling nonsense that will make me look incompetent!
I just want to move on, she is out of my life and lets leave it at that!
Denise, I can't accuse these people of being scammers, but they do play their game and they almost all fit into a certain age bracket.....what is your experience?
Cheers.......Rob