@Sarah related to me a very funny story about possums, and knickers! Possums are those things most of you think of as cute little furry creatures.
Here is a possum in case any of you are in doubt...this one is trying to get to my evening meal!
I told this story before a couple of years ago but most of you here now, were not here a couple of years ago!
Bullsh*t, there is nothing cute about possums! They stink, they cr*p and piddle everywhere, and for some reason have this hellbent desire to live with humans.
We bought this property in 2009 and it was derelict. The roof had fallen in in spots and nobody had lived here for more than a decade....A sort of Taj Mahal for possums, a comfortable space entirely unmolested by humans!
As I was renovating the main house I decided the 50's style kitchen cupboards were too good to simply throw away and I moved them up to what was to become my man cave and workshop at the rear of the property. For those who may not know, this is a 'man cave'...or at least it's my man cave!
It's a mess but, it's a shed, it isn't supposed to be tidy, it's supposed to be male liveable! If you look at that screen closely I think I am on the forum!
I had this running battle trying to keep the possums out of my workshop and man cave. I bought a possum trap and as fast as I caught a possum and relocated it, another one would move in.
One day I was searching for a particular tool that I knew was in one of those kitchen cupboards that I had re-used in the workshop. I started at one end, opened the door and searched through the contents, went onto the next, did the same thing, and to the third.....I came to the fourth cupboard door opened it, and there was a possum staring at me! There ensued this 'Mexican stand-off' situation with the possum staring at me and me staring at the possum. I had nothing to grab it with so after about 10 seconds, I shrugged my shoulders, shut the door and moved on to the next cupboard!
Cheers......Rob