@Pat271 I saw this posted on another hosting forum. The "There was nothing to do" was ridiculous. And I loved the "Then you have spoiled children".
But I did think it was odd that the host had "Ziplining" as part of their listing title. It does sort of seem like false advertising to me.
It's one thing to tout it as part of the title if the zipline business belonged to the host and was always available, or to mention it in the description as a local activity, or even "Close to Zipline" in the title, but making something you have no control over a part of your listing title, as if it is part of your rental, seems weird. It's like calling your listing "Constant Sunshine" when you have no control over the weather. It isn't like "Oceanview"- the ocean isn't going to suddenly disappear or be unavailable.