Prayer of the host who's lost his faith in Airbnb

Prayer of the host who's lost his faith in Airbnb

Our Airbnb in Heaven and on Earth,

open our nostrils so that we can smell the good scent of the world,

let us discover the taste of hospitality of the early days.

You who weigh everything by gain,

sanctify our names,

help us enter into your kingdom,

may your will be done in our spirit

and in our philosophy of hospitality.

Give us today the reservations we need.

Let the guests click on our announcements.

Make sure we always get 5-star reviews,

even if we are not Superhost Plus.

Reward our efforts.

Give us strength to go on.

This is the only daily bread

none of us can live without.

And also give us your peace,

but not the peace of those who submit.

Forgive us the wrongs that we have done,

bad pictures, cancellations, non-smart prices.

Don't test our human weaknesses,

but keep us safe from the tyranny of the review system,

the selfishness of the istant booking

and the prevarication of the algorithm.

Amen    

10 Replies 10
Alice595
Level 10
Concord, CA

@Emily352Super duper:-)

Cheryl389
Level 7
Keyport, NJ

Amen

Susie111
Level 10
Tasmania, Australia

@Emily352 👍🏻😄

Sarah_Matthew0
Level 5
Whitstable, United Kingdom

😂

Susan1028
Level 10
Oregon, US

...and deliver us from bad guests 

 

for ours is the homestead

 

as welcoming as can be

 

for as long as we can sustain this...

 

Amen

Amen. Aho. And so it is. 

Patricia55
Level 10
Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

*snort*

Love you @Emily352 

 

Eva785
Level 2
Dallas, TX

Hello, I'm a very new host in Texas.  Loving it.  It's work but honest work! 

Diane690
Level 1
Indianapolis, IN

Hello I’m still new. Do host charge for damages if guest smoke when the rules are clear not to smoke?

Ana1136
Level 10
Ohrid, Macedonia (FYROM)

@Diane690 yes if there is a damage as a result of the smoking. The smell of smoke is very hard to prove and charge for. If you know that the guests break your rules at the moment they do you should always confront them and let them know that their reservation can be canceled if they continue to break the rules. Also, make sure to keep all the communication in the app so that you have evidence in a potential Airbnb involvement.