I was cleaning the Hacienda the other week after a check out and I noticed a couple of items were left behind. Nothing strange, a single sock and five beers from a six pack(score). I’ve only been hosting for a short time, since April 2017. My very first guest left a small boy’s dress shirt and I mailed it back to the owner right away. No ‘thank you’ from the guest or anything. Now any forgotten items are put in the lost and found box in the garage and become my ‘secret Santa’ gifts at the end of the year. The smiles from coworkers is energetic when they open a ‘secret and it’s a random jawbone charger or a pair of mismatched socks.
This brings me to the strangest item left behind at my listing so far, the guest left a sealed brand new boxed enema. I remember the guest asking for extra toilet paper but obviously even with my creative mind and super human power to detect when people are full of crap, I completely missed this one. They didn’t leave any mess or anything, just a new boxed enema. So many questions are going through my mind, why on vacation would you use an enema? Did they think I need an enema? Should I tell them they forget it behind(see what I did there?), do they think I don’t ‘go’? Do I appear to be full of crap? Well, it’s now in the lost and found box, the only question is ‘who wants a booty cleaner for ‘secret santa’?