"better suited to the Barclay"

[Lawrene0]

Caption on this was "The day doesn't start until breakfast in bed is over. @cheatdayeats shows us how to wake up with Barclay style." 

But we know what her Airbnb profile looks like, don't we:

"The guest ate five messy breakfasts on my white linens. She is better suited to a hotel."

[Alexandra316]

@Lawrene0 LOL! Why are there bottles directly on the duvet??

[Lawrene0]

For extra cleanup, of course, @Alexandra316. I expect tomorrow's ad will show the bathroom. "The night does not begin until you use our white towels to wipe off your photo shoot makeup!" 

[Alexandra316]

@Lawrene0 I can't be the only one to hate these ridicuous Instagram photos. Who would eat breakfast in bed like that???

[Victoria567]

Hi@Alexandra

Yes indeedy who would eat breakfast in bed?.....Personally the thought of all those crumbs stuck in my important wee places would be too much to bear🤭

No it’s the social butterflies of the Internet world  such as the CarCrashians and their ilk, who think us, the great unwashed will be pea green with envy......Er hello?😳

[Alexandra316]

@Victoria567 I actully wouldn't mind breakfast in bed, but not perched oddly against the pillows doing a half sit-up, grinning idiotically at maple syrup.

[Victoria567]

@Alexandra0

Maybe she's practising her  YOga.........Ommmmmmm.......Ommmm mm

[Victoria567]

@Alexandra0

Does this lassie look like calorie laden sugary maple syrup ( food of the Gods, when drizzled over porridge imo) has ever passed her trout pout?

[Alexandra316]

@Victoria567 No, I assumed that her relationship with said foodstuffs begins and ends with laughing at its apparently highly entertaining exploits on white hotel duvets.

[Branka-and-Silvia0]

Lool @Alexandra316  😄 😄 

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[Mary631]

Imagine what dinner looks like - on the bed:)

[Victoria567]

Hi@Mary

As a staunch buttoned up Scot......I could not possibly imagine all that going on in bed......Och lassie that’s just food porn........Fifty shades of maple syrup, anyone?👀.......

but I would not mind reading about it though 👀

[Lillian49]

Women that look like that don't eat food that looks like that. Fantasy all around.

[Sarah977]

She'd be having an arugula and chicory salad with low fat dressing and a side of half a cracker.

[Victoria567]

@Sar1ah

After a huge meal like that........us Scots classify that as “ making a beast of yourself “😋