Well, @Quincy, I use teleportation. I've been on Qhws65yzx9 for a few weeks. The weather is fine. I'm spending a nice day at the beach, sunbathing on the beach. There are 800 billion of suns.
The sky is purple and these aliens, that I have hosted for a while in my house in January, are really kind. They wanted to return the invitation. Now I'm a guest in their home. Sometimes they come to bring me fresh drinks and ask if I need something. Now they ask me what I want for lunch.
"Could I have saffron risotto?" "Do not worry" - my host Mr. VxxxkhII smiles reassuring, a very cultured, polite and green man - "Here on Qhws65yzx9 anything is possible".
Here I am, dear friends, under electric palms, pink sand and an infinite sea, quiet and without waves. The music is spread in the air from who knows where, there are six million free channels to choose from, you do not pay taxes, and you move from one point to another in the galaxy, Wow! What a fantastic place! Really another world.
I do not return any more, I stay here forever. Farewell, farewell to you who would hear, you lonely travelers all…
Emily a Qhws65yzx9, M 104 (28 million light years from the Earth)