Hi @Paul8350 - Meopham is a lovely part of the world, and a fun one to hear people try and pronounce. Here's some feedback from me.
It isn't immediately clear whether you are partnered with Maria (or somebody else). Listings like yours are quite niche, and many would-be guests are seeking a more personal experience where they'll interact with the hosts. What I'd like to see is you and your partner in the same picture (smiling, ideally) to give off the friendly vibe. The co-host thing is a bit corporate.
The foreword isn't supposed to be a catch-all, but more to sell the experience. It isn't, certainly not in my opinion, to share that the horrors of Bluewater is a mere 15 mins away. It's all about the romance of open fields, leisurely walks and brilliant friendly pubs on the doorstep. Below is a listing I stayed at a couple of years ago and sells the experience. Or at least it did to me.
https://bit.ly/3FdSGKc
Likewise, I'm not sure 'workspace', NPI, works - they're there to relax, not get busy on their laptops, surely - unless you're after the WFH mob?
Photos - too many showing essential the same things, just different views. Maybe try and streamline them...15 of your garden is excessive. Simply check out some of your competition's listings and follow suit.
Listing two - (people will often look at both, just through nosiness) seems, I think, to suggest the bathrooms are shared, whereas the first says private?
You've got a mix of first and third-person language. Making it more about 'you/you'll' is much friendlier and easier to read. People don't want to be a 'guest' at yours per se, or they'd have checked in to a Travelodge.
How fast is your broadband; 'country-speed' or superfast (Londoners will have a breakdown when they realise there isn't a coffee shop within five metres of your house, and sloppy slow wifi will send them off the edge).
Final thoughts; paid washers make it sound a little industrial - do you really have these? 10am check-out in the (relative) countryside a scratch too early (I'd be happy with 11, not before) and do you provide slippers if people need to remove their shoes (this isn't Sweden!).
Once you get going, Paul, it'll be a case of smiling and waving as you count the cash. Good luck.