@Ann72
We have a no pets rule. The amount of enquiries we get asking if we accept pets is unreal.
I fear one day I'll relent and have a mutt running havoc, peeing on the furniture, digging up the garden, ripping the upholstery, pooing all over the place, shedding on and in the beds, yapping and annoying the neighbours, marking the walls, and with a cooing owner who doesn't see any harm....
It sounds like you're in the same sort of nightmare and might already be suffering the same inflictions.. (substitute 'child' for 'mutt'). I can't say that I woke up in a cold sweat, but I certainly won't be sleeping easy at the thought and the reminder.
Our most outlier review was from a guest who turned up with an unannounced baby.. wanting a portacrib, high chair.. children's books and toys.. blankets, all tidied away as not indicated as being required, guests never read house rules, incapable of understanding photographs, then just looking for excuses for their mistakes.
I can sympathise. Good luck!