Okay, I am in Costa Rica. I have a guest who had a heart attack. I came around the corner to find him laying on the porch, shorts half down, covered in feces. Before the ambulance arrived, he asked me to run the hose on (clean) his testicles and **bleep** as he was very uncomfortable, which I did. After the ambulance left I cleaned the rest. Shorts (still had poop in them), socks shoes, bag, shirt, chairs, floor. He has many medical issues and I have cleaned and had cleaned other things during his 3 month stay of both feces and urine. (re: pillows)
He also has his cat with him, that I have cared for for over a week, as well as, taken into the vet to get her certified to return to Canada.
Question is: what would you charge this guest. Re: cleaning fees and pet sitting and time?