I do think some guests mistake kindness for weakness. 2 very recent guests were businessmen, at least one hot triple faded • booze, opioids, and cannabis. Left Swisher Sweet tobacco on wall & floor. Buds all over the counter, pasta smashed into floors & carpet (from complimentary Mac&Cheese boxes). They ate raw complimentary ramen noodles and left dry dog food on counters and floor. (Perhaps dog food is the new go to for munchies?) They left pills by the microwave & were texting they needed water bottles at 2:30 in the morning. One later claimed he didn’t know how to use a single handle Moen shower faucet & could he get help.Please tell me what you think of this in the rules.
First I discuss no smoking, no Marijuana, no illegal drugs, etc.
I then include:
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Violations and Unauthorized Use: You agree to pay the following charges for occurrences in the listing, outside on the property of the house, and within 10 feet of the curb:
$ 300 Cannabis Air Clean Up
$ 100 Cannabis Used/Joint, Blunt, Spliff, Paraphernalia etc Removal per item
$ 100 Cannabis Ash Removal per grouping
$ 500 Cannabis Burn per Burn
$ 100 Cannabis Unused/Bud, Leaf, Stem, Paraphernalia, etc Removal per item
$1000 Cannabis Hot Boxing
$ 500 Illegal Substance in Air Clean Up
$ 500 Illegal Substance Used Removal
$ 500 Illegal Substance Ash Removal
$ 500 Illegal Substance Burn per Burn
$ 500 Illegal Substance Unused Removal
$1000 Needle/Syringe Removal per item
$5000 Medical Emergency During Stay with Unauthorized Use or Violation
$5000 Underage Drinking
$300 Cigar, Cigarillo, Cigarette, Tobacco Air Clean Up
$ 250 Other Legal Substance Air Clean Up (Vape, E cigs, Incense, etc)
$ 100 Other Legal Substance Used/Remains Removal (Butts, Cartridges, Spit, Chew, Dips) per item
$ 100 Other Legal Substance Ash Removal
$ 500 Other Legal Substance Burn per Burn
$ 100 Other Legal Substance Unused/Removal
$100 Unreported Alcohol Clean-up per Incident
$500 Guns, Rifles, Armament per Item
$500 Pets per animal
$1000 Subletting
$500 Unauthorized Guests per person
You agree you will leave (or be removed) without return of any money for unauthorized use or violations.
Should subsequent guests refuse to stay after unauthorized use or violations, you agree to pay for all lost bookings. You agree to pay the maximum possible daily rate for all days the listing is being cleaned or remediated. You agree to pay for all wall, ceiling, textile, flooring, upholstery, or furniture cleaning or remediation, including wall painting or item replacement. In general, smoke takes 3 days to remove and remediation can take 7 days or more.
Repeat and past guests are in cancer remission, have medical issues, have allergies, are immuno-compromised or dislike smoke. Have respect and don’t bring it here to this haven. Seriously, take it somewhere else. This is not a game or challenge, and we have 100% success collecting charges. “
If you like it, feel free to use. It’s legally binding where I live.