Hi! Does anyone have someone great for cleaning an airbnb re...
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Hi! Does anyone have someone great for cleaning an airbnb rental? Most cleaners are tied to rental management companies and w...
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My dear friends, I usually bring you stories of my crazy guests. Some even say that I am a magnet for those. I take offence at that as it is false. I am not a magnet for crazy guests, I am a magnet for crazy people in general.
On Sunday a new cleaning person has started. She seemed to be very sharp with prior experience, asked all the correct questions. I left after a while and she texted me a few times with relevant questions. Eventually texting stopped. I assumed that she either ran out of questions or was busy cleaning. I came back about 10 minutes to guests arrival to check her work and to greet the guest. She was on all four swaying back and forth a little. I thought: she must be cleaning a spot on the floor thoroughly, how great. She then got up and continued to sway. So I thought she got up to fast and got a blood rush to her head. She then plopped back on the floor and started to feel with her hand for her glasses that were oddly somewhere in the corner of the room. So I thought she must be completely blind without her glasses. But then when she attempted to vacuum on all four, I have run out of excuses. I asked her if she happened to have a drink and she said that as a matter of fact she did. I then saw a garbage bag with an empty bottle of white wine and about 6 empty cans of hard cider, all full in the morning and left behind by previous guests. I looked around and realized almost nothing was done.
I was quickly trying to figure out if my first priority was to start cleaning or kick out the drunk cleaning person who at that point was sort of laying on the floor.
I decided that cleaning person comes first, particularly since she is a ticking bomb as far as barfing. As I was shoving her out the door, the guest texted me letting me know he was running late. For those of you who complain about guests being late, I can not relate. This was one of the happiest texts of my life. While I was cleaning bathrooms, changing linens and mopping floors with a speed of a cartoon character, I received a text from the cleaning woman: didn't you like my cleaning? When will I get paid? At least I know she was alive.
@Sudsrung0 My oldest daughter was a big drinker of water when she was young. We couldn't go anywhere without me having to find a place to get her a drink of water. She didn't want juice, she didn't want milk, just water to drink. This was before the days when bottled water or having your own reusable water bottle was a common thing, so I took an old mickey bottle, made a canvas case for it with a strap that she could carry around with her. One day when she was about 5, she was out in the yard and through the window I saw her drinking out of her home.made water bottle, then shortly after just collapse on the ground. I went running out and carried her passed-out body into the house. As I was doing so, I could smell alcohol. Turned out that earlier in the day, she had poured some of the vodka in a bottle in the kitchen into her water bottle. Although she knew it was a "grown-ups" drink, she figured it must be good and that she was missing out. As an adult, she's always been a non-alcohol drinker 🙂
Oh , motherhood is stressful 😄
My mum told me when I was very young (2-3-4 y.o. maybe), she and her husband had some friends over in visit so they were drinking some cognac and liqueur around the table. While my mum and dad escorted the guests out and chatting a bit in the hall I climbed on the chair, collected all the glasses in front of me and licking the remain drinks. Fortunately, it wasn't enough left to pass out 😄 😄
My friend used to have a cat that smoked cigarettes.
If she lit a cigarette, put it down in the ashtray and turned her head for a second, the cat would run up, grab the lit cigarette in it's mouth and run off with it!
It sounds like your friends cat was a furry form of smoking succession, better than those darn patches and gum.
@Inna22 As far as I know, she's never gotten drunk again, even when she was a teenager and all her friends thought it was the cool thing to do, she wasn't interested. Now she might have the occasional cocktail or glass of wine in a social setting, but that's about it.
So just fix your young kids a stiff drink and maybe they won't end up getting in trouble or drinking til they puke as teens 🙂
This is a truly hilarious scenario. Thanks for the laugh! The nerve asking for her payment as well. I have done most of my own cleaning thus far. If anyone else does it, i have to double check everything. Its almost a little OCD. LOL.
@Cyrus22 I don't think it's OCD. I'm out of a cleaning person right now, but even when I had one for years, and she was quite good, I actually never got her to clean the private room/bath I host. I want to make sure it's cleaned to an inch of its life so no guest ever has cause to mention "dust" or anything else regarding cleanliness. "Spotlessly clean" and such has been mentioned in several of the reviews.
There are so many styles, standards and methods of cleaning, from the people who never clean anything to the people to whom cleaning means sweeping and mopping the parts of the floor where there's no furniture in the way, and just tidying up (as if you'd had a 10 year do the cleaning), to those who obsess with cleaning things that really don't need it at all (like my OCD friend who won't use a towel more than once or sleep on a set of sheets more than 2 nights).
Living in the tropics, I could spend 24/7 dealing with the dust in the dry season, the bugs in the wet season, constantly powerwashing the black mold that builds up on outside walls and walkways, and the ever-present dog hair from my constant shedder. But I'd like to have time for other things, so I've gotten good at turning a blind eye to it if it's not in spaces the guests have access to or would care about. But when I do buckle down to clean, I start at the ceiling and work down, and clean every square centimeter of the space, including turning furniture over and vacuuming the bottoms, emptying drawers and vacuuming them out. So I can never understand when hosts say they accidentally missed the dirty tissues under the bed that the guest pointed out shortly after arriving, because I don't miss anything. I'd rather know that one room is thoroughly clean and not have to think about it for awhile, other than sweeping and a little dusting, than have the whole house "sort of" clean. But like I said, there's different cleaning styles.
Ditto. I ALWAYS do the guest bedrooms myself. Doesn't matter if I have a great cleaner. They never do it quite right. Under the bed is a must every time.
Priceless!
@Inna22 This is by far your best story ever! But, I have confidence that you will eventually top it:)
Wow not acceptable, however if you are in need of a new cleaning person in Georgia please feel free to contact me I also offer interior decorating services success2109@hotmail.com
@Inna22 What a story..............this one tops most all the others. Crazy how things can escalate so quickly. I love how you handled it and I'm with you I can't relate to having a problem when a guest has to be late.
You are too funny. Peace good lady. clara
Well...the devil always knows how to make your day more interesting. :))
Nice story