Dorm room life is nothing to shy away from, “Dorm living is a learning experience”.
Living under the same roof with people of all walks of life truly allows an individual to see the world with a whole new perspective.
From the realities of sharing a bathroom to the joys of taking part in late-night philosophical discussions.
Every day, you’re likely to discover new happenings, different cultures and for some the weird way of life.
We intended to separate guys living with guys. Girls living with girls in a different listing of dorm room unless otherwise mix-requested.
Well, just when we thought the girl’s dorm can cause more problems than guys.
We’re wrong! Here’s the proof:
---------------------------------- Chapter 1 # Male Dorm Wild Tales --------------------------------------
Story # 1. 'Bedbugs '- Reaction
A local guy Monsieur. ‘X ‘check-in at night, shared dorm with three Latinos tourists in the four-person room.
The next morning, he reported to us 'bedbugs' caused him swollen lips and body aches.
We responded to him that the previous guests had no issue, besides we’ve pest control plan maintenance regularly, but we’ll inspection checked again and…….
Suddenly, two of the Latinos passes by,
‘X ‘ask them “mon Loulou ( my sweeties ), what to you all ate for dinner, last night?"
L “Guapo, hmmm…… crepes, beer and some burnt peanuts“
X " all of you?"
L " si, Bebe "
X “ oops- non……. I’m allergic to nuts"
Delicious, ''French Burnt Peanuts - bumpy looking candies, have Spanish peanuts in the centre and a hard sweet candy coating on the outside
Story # 2.The Terrifying Sleepwalker
My cat, ‘Sweet Pea’ love to stay in the kitchen.
One night, she came into my room, jumped on the bed, I wondered why she was meowing weird and soaking wet.
Then I found a guest in the kitchen, eyes open but sleeping and urinated all over the place, kitchen chairs, closet.....smells really bad with a foul odour.
We gave the cat baths, change the bedsheet and linen, clean my room, clean the kitchen…
till sunrise.
“Another horror sleepless night “
Story # 3.The Mascot
A Nigerian guest stayed for a week.
After check-in, he mentions to me “do not clean his bed “
"My bad"
One day I forgotten and flipped his bedsheet, I discovered a hand size creepy doll on the bed.
I was curious about it
When he reached home, he noticed the object has been moved,
he warns me “shouldn’t touch it "
It’s a Super-powerful 'Voodoo doll' from his village, appearance used for 'Dark magic'
'Love spell' haunting for girls and rituals for revenge.
“Freaked me out, witchcraft in the home“
I grab the cats, took the dogs and drove to my mom place and” ask for help “
I returned home after the spooky guest checked out.
“ ei-men The Warlock and his " Voodoo doll "
Story # 4. “ inaa- konda “
Guest from Delhi, came home so drunk in the late night.
He mentioned that he should sleep off and went straight to the dorm.
After a while, he ran down to the hall,
Screaming loud in Hindi? Tamil? “ inna- konda !“ “ enaa- konda !! “
Then I come to realize he meant
Cause he went to the wrong bed, sat on the German guest.
This is fxxxing hilarious
German guest: " Snake would not have survived in the German winter, we are famous in 'Bratwurst' "Grilled sausage! "
Story # 5. Coronavirus Prank
After the lockdown,
It happened to be a mother from the South of France, booking a reservation for her son 'K', teenage 14+
It was full moon midnight, my beloved dogs were barking and howling like no tomorrow.
I awoke and feeling nervous checked what was happening.
I saw 'something' in the dark, covered with white sheet standing at the corner of the living room, I remained very calm, took a deep breath and
told myself it is not real.
Me “ bon……. bonjour, who are you? “
K “ c’………….. moi , K “
Me “ohh- la_la …….K? Ponquoi comme ca ?
why're you dressed in costume with a bedsheet at 2 am? “
K “Je ne sais pas! I don’t know, someone is coughing in the room“
There was literally have no words coming to mind. None. I was absolutely speechless.
No wonder, French parents pay a fee to join the mind institute to study how do communicate with the kids at their tricky age.
K ' Kid of the future' with his ghost sheet to prevent infection of COVID-19 disease
Story # 6. Ryan Gosling Twins
Ryan Gosling twins " I 'm 23ages, 6 feet 3', I like short girl, because I can easily wrap my arms around her, very close to her"
" I don't wear pants at home, I love to wear boxers at home; my favourite brand is ' Vitoria secret boxer "
" except my 'Vitoria's is no longer a secret'"
An American guest stayed for 3 weeks, he looks like Ryan Gosling
(and when I say lookalike, I mean creepily similar identical twin brothers) He is super friendly, funny and a great guy.
Unfortunately. In the last day,
He asks me by any chance that I can give him the electric razor in the bathroom cupboard, like a memory from Paris.
Then he admitted to me that he used my 'Braun' to shave his body and his balls for couples of times.
Victim “ Holy crap and I used for my face“
Everyone has to experience a dorm room story at least once and ( hopefully only once ) in their life.
" many assumed that living in a dorm is was really cool "
2020 due to Covid, has caused our dorm bed "Booo Sheets"
Entirely, people are extra crazy, genuinely confuse and sometimes mad.
" that is Art, baby "
I'm just here for the boos!
Here's to a year of blessings and beyond!
Your friend & chat soon,
Salut @Helen427,
They both are Brazilian terrier.
I bought 'gaby' in the dog show at Parc de Vincennes 3 years ago, still remembers that times I was wondering why he already 10 months, no one take him home.🐶
The agent hornestly informed that, the past owner doesn't wish to keep it and return back to the farm.Because their older dog bully and bitten him.
That was the second exibitions 'gaby' present in the show.
I plan to get him a happy family, so 2 years ago bought 'meme' from the same agent.
Unforthenly, they don't get matches, the Vet said that they are too close like brother and sister.
So no puppy.😂, my grandpa dream never come true.
