If you need to call Airbnb CS

[Emiel1]

--> This is xxxx from Airbnb CS. We value you as a Superhost and always will be there to help you.

Thank you for calling Airbnb, we always  bla bla bla....

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THE CACKLING ?

thank you.

I have a issue with  my guest.

--> Guest ?

Yes, the person with an Airbnb reservation.

--> Reservation ?

Yes, the guest reserved some nights in my accomodation.

--> Why ?

Because he needed the accommodation.

--> For what ?

I don't know, but he payed for it and now there is a issue, as he want to leave and demanded a full refund. Can you help me ?

--> Yes, ofcourse, we can provide full refund.

No, i do not want to give full refund.

--> Why not ?

Because it is not appropriate, as he already stayed  a few nights.

--> I see.  That is good news, the case is closed.  Thank you for calling Airbnb, we bla bla bla........

[Sudsrung0]

@Emiel1 You forgot "Hope you are having a good day" 

[Branka-and-Silvia0]

😄 lol

[David8879]

I know I will get nuked, but I'll try to be PC:

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[Stephanie365]

You got nuked. 😉