@Fred13........Trust all is well in the northern Islands!
Yeah I was totally unimpressed by her Fred, definitely not my sort. But it takes all sorts to make a world. For a while I thought she might have going to do a line with me! I caught her having a long stare and the body language (for want of a better interpretation) said….Renaldooooo won’t mind’.
But in the end this sort of look of resignation came over her face with an expression that said......"Nah, there is a limit to how far I am willing to push the cause of depravity, this apple is best left on the ground”….so I escaped unmolested!
I guess that puts slick Renaldo two steps ahead of me in the desirable stakes and Ralph one.
Fred, I did however get a booking request from Floyd! The KGB schooled him well! As it turned out it was not so much a reservation request. He was after information about the whereabouts of his nearest and dearest and did not know how to make contact with a host without actually sending a booking request. I felt the most prudent option was to decline his request and flag him…the last thing I needed was a knife between the shoulder blades. As soon as I did that, I regretted it because I though…’Oh h*ll, he will put two and two together and think I am the new lawnmower man’!
But Fred, your Coconut Telegraph is better than our Telstra, Ronaldo is indeed back in Italy, I got a post card from him water skiing on Lake Como! He was keen to apologise for the Coffin Bay oysters saga and wrote the fishing in Italy leaves a lot to be desired and in order to keep the buffed body up to ‘lady mucks’ standard had taken to water skiing, and you could see………
To be Continued