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Actually we have had a few, can't really pick out the best!!
'Are we allowed to feed the possums'! (wild animals)
Remember the guest is in a cottage in the back yard some 10 metres from the house..."If my alarm doesn't go off can you wake me"
But this one was probably the doosey!!!
This guy was so **bleep** about his car he put it up on blocks each night to take the weight off the tyres so they didn't flat spot....Fair dinkum!!!
He said..."I left my blocks home, have you got any bricks I can put under my axles"
And just for the sheer 'What th' "If it rains tomorrow what's the chance of us getting wet" ...They were going to a winery for lunch!
And before you say it....the bulk of them were from overseas, they were not Aussies!!!
Cheers.....Rob