I was asked to amuse
These boards with a poem
So I started looking for clues
And a theme that's not boring
Should I rap about the dishes
Stolen recently by a guest?
He did not do it, he wishes
His sadness immense
Not a good subject
For this festive occasion
My brain is wrecked
From Idea invasions
How about a pretend host
Whos is actually a scammer
And is here to bost.
Let's attack his bad grammar!
I can trash ABB
That's a popular topic
So much I can bash
But that might by myopic
Instead let's all play
A game of some rhyme
Can we do it all day?
I bet you a dime!
I will start with a sentence
Please, you make another
My only condition:
Be nice to each other
I am going to start us off and lets see how long we can keep this going! Lets have fun!
I put decorations on my Holiday tree
My pet porcupine broke 7, that left me with three