@Laura2592 my husband and I usually look at one another and say "another one for the book." I remember a post here fairly recently where a host talked about finding her new cleaning lady passed out drunk in her property. That one made me hoot!
Today's story at one of our places was guests who checked out after putting leftover weed down the kitchen garbage disposal. When the housekeeper ran the disposal it made the whole condo smell like cannabis. The guests response was "well we didn't smoke it in the condo."
Yesterday, a repeat guest, who's always been great, put dish liquid in the dishwasher. What a mess! Thankfully I was in right after they left and we were able to clean it up fairly easily. But it wasn't how I had planned to spend the morning. I didn't think I had to put a warning label on the dish liquid, but perhaps I do!
Then there was the guest over the summer who called me at 5:30 in the morning because there was a bear in the parking lot when they were going out to catch the sunrise. Five thirty. In the morning...
Oh the book we could write collectively!