@Fred13 @Branka-and-Silvia0 @Pete28 @Helen427 @Linda-And-Richard0
Oh, beautiful Fred, but I think we all get them!
Can I share a few of my own!
Q/. I know you only drink red wine but will this bottle of white be ok?
A/. Are you trying to insult me, or educate me?
Q/. He is only a small dog! In fact he is so small you would not even think he was a dog!
A/. He’s not a dog, he’s a bladder with teeth and four legs!
Q/. I know you have said you are leaving for work at 8.30 in the morning but will it be ok if I put my car in the driveway, we should be awake by 9.00!
A/. Sure as long as you come with me and explain to my clients why their meal is 30 minutes late tomorrow!
Q/. Will you be available to do a check-in at 2.00 am tomorrow morning?
A/. Well I won’t be at the gate with the keys in hand but the cottage will be warm and the lights turned on!
Q/. You need to fix your hot water heater…I could not get any hot water in the shower!
A/. To get hot water you need to turn the shower mixer towards Hot, not Cold!
And this is possibly my favourite!!
Q/. I am sorry I did not flush the toilet, I saw a small spider and ran from the room!
A/. What the F**k would you have done if you saw a BIG spider!!!........
Jeezus, how do some people actually manage to tip-toe through life with that goal of making it safely to death!!!
I swear to you all I have had just these questions…..so Fred, although you host an island don’t think you are an island….we all get em mate!!!
Cheers......Rob