Hi @Sue-and-Mick0
Here's my tuppeny worth.
Way to much information, I forced myself to read it all. Something like this listing is more than enough airbnb.co.uk/rooms/4051129
You need to remove the following statements in your discription : "We haven't had any Airbnb guests yet, but to see reviews check out our 5* status on Trip Advisor!" and this one "We have our own website where there is a lot more information, you can find this by googling Little Nod, Welcombe. We have had no Airbnb guests yet so have no reviews. You can see what our other guests have to say under 'guests comments' on the website or search for other websites we advertise on, to see our many 5* reviews."
Any reference to outside sources is strictly forbidden on abb, if the robots pick this up you will be dumped.
My best advise would be to delete the listing and make a new one, you will then get the new listing boost & not look as if you have been advertising it for years without getting bookings.
Not a lot of people know, you can also put your direct contact details on the listing in the designated area provided by airbnb, its in your account settings(photo below)