OMG!!! Perfect post!! I walked into my back garden to find a man who had booked the room for one person having sex in the guest room but with the slider shutters open so, well I saw more than I wanted to and so would any kids who happened by or look down from their windows! BTW, turns out he is married, the woman with him just did not turn out to be his wife. This guy was on the heels of the supposedly broke woman, with cancer, who destroyed my place last week breaking too many things to even bother listing! She explained that she doesn't look where she is reaching when she goes to pick things up so she breaks alot of things. How do I file a claim on a woman who I know is struggling? I guess talk more before accepting? I wish we could call them and have a conversation but as far as I know we don't get the traveler's phone numbers until after we accept, right?
Maybe we could sort out some questions to ask. Will you have any special needs while you are here? How many people will be in the party? My last two both showd up with undisclosed extra people. Will your mistress or your wife be accompanying you? Are you planning to have really loud sex in my guest suite as I prepare my family's dinner in the kitchen next door?
