It can't just be us but we used to get 1 out of 20 guests who we would not host again.
Now? It's 1 out of 4.
Yes we can change our settings yada yada yada. But the guests are getting worse.
Dirty. Entitled. Asking for extras wildly out of bounds. Giving 4 stars because of something THEY did or out of our control or not part of the deal at all.
Breaking house rules. Not reading the listing or the instructions or any words at all that were written.
REAL questions we've asked lately:
Who puts dirty dishes back in the cabinets?
How do you even get spaghetti on the ceiling?
Do you live like this at home?
What is THAT? Put on gloves before picking that up.
If reviews are our ONLY recourse for crummy guests, well guess what? They are getting REAL ones from us.
My new rating scale is now:
5 stars - you left the place spotless, were a joy to host and we'd love to have you back.
4 stars - you required a little extra but hey, it's ok and we'd still love to host you.
3 stars - yeah, I'm not so sure you're right for us and we'll just kind of say "Hope you had a nice time".
2 stars - you are gross. total disrespect for our place and I'm letting people know you should not be welcomed.
1 star - left the place like a frat house and you should be banned.
We're getting A LOT more 2 stars lately.