Interesting opening lines from first time guests

Melodie-And-John0
Level 10
Munnsville, NY

Interesting opening lines from first time guests

I don't know about you but I've been getting lots of really short and somewhat meaningless requests to book by lots of first timer guests.   They immediately set off my spider senses when the profile is incomplete and has zero info about the possible guest.  No one liner gets a confirmation at Bearpath Lodging, this is not a party house, hosts live within!!!!!!    

 

Heres a couple recent ones, "Hey is this available" from a person that had no reviews and no location and really nothing but her first name, I thanked her for checking with us and asked her my normal barrage of  questions including where are you from (we have a statewide qt on guests from 30+ states right now) and expressed expectations and expected I would hear nothing.  The suite booked nicely from a guest with 25 perfect reviews for her dates 20 minutes later.  About 2 hours later she wrote "I’m from new York Syracuse to be exact do u guys except cash",  my last reply to her was "Hi ________the suite has already been booked I’m sorry, and no we don’t ever except cash payment we only work through Airbnb".  

 

Another prospect guest named "Angel" wrote, "Hey love , is it possible to see pictures of your hot tub ?"  This is the second person BTW that has wanted to see pictures of 1 person walk in spa tub we include in the listing in the bathroom, IDK why they cant just look at the pic's, its in there!   This Angel  had almost no info in their account info and Love isn't a standard intro in upstate NY (London maybe).  I sent my list of questions and pointed to the pics in the listing and never heard back, that's okay with us, we need more than that or no key code for you!

 

in the last 3 years, I've become a super sleuth hound dog when it comes to smelling a rat in a request or weeding out scammers and party barge guests.  I know you have had some odd opening requests, what are they and how did they turn out?   Safe hosting Folks!  JR

 

 

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Huma0
Level 10
London, United Kingdom

My favourite (from a newbie guest with no reviews) was "How close are you to Biggy Ben?"

 

I told her Biggy Ben was currently under scaffolding. She didn't book.

Hi,

I am a fairly new host but long time Airbnb guest.  Lately I have had two things I have noticed.  I am having trouble mostly with guests who have been Airbnb members for several years but only have 1-3 reviews.

 

Also they will book for 1 guest but right before arriving add another guest who is NOT in the Airbnb community.

 

How should I handle these?  I am thinking only take people with consistent reviews and not allow additional guests.

 

Any ideas much appreciated!

 

Susan

Huma0
Level 10
London, United Kingdom

I once had an IB from a guest who simply wrote: "I land at Heathrow." That's it.

 

No response to my booking questions RE who are you travelling with (he had booked for two), what time will you be checking, have you read the house rules? etc. So I asked again and waited...The booking was a few months away, so every few weeks I messaged again and waited... At some stage I told him that if he didn't respond, I would have to cancel the booking.

 

As the booking approached and I still couldn't get a response via Airbnb, email, text etc. I contacted Airbnb. They could not reach him either. So, they cancelled the reservation penalty free and I sent the guest a polite note explaining why it had been cancelled.

 

Within minutes of the cancellation, he instant booked again and messaged me answering some, but not all of the questions (so, no problem receiving notifications then?) Even the ones he answered weren't satisfactory, e.g. 

 

"What time would you like to check in, bearing in mind check in is from 3-9pm."

"We will check in at 10 am."

 

"What time will you check out? Check in time is anytime until 11am."

"We will check out at 12."

 

And on and on. No matter how many times I asked if he had read the house rules, he would not answer.

 

So, back on the phone to get Airbnb to cancel the reservation again. They told me it would count as two cancellations even though it was the same guest for the same dates.

 

He instant books again. Seriously??!! I explain to him over and over why I am not going to accept his booking and eventually manage to convince him to cancel it himself.

 

Minutes later, I get a booking for a couple from the same country for the same dates, again not answering my booking questions. I asked the lady if it her boyfriend's name was X. She said yes, but pretended it was a complete coincidence that she had booked the same listing minutes later, as if he hadn't shown her the listing in all those months it had been booked.

 

You can imagine my response.

Thats crazy, My guess is she received a no thank you to her request?  

Laura2592
Level 10
Frederick, MD

This is a recent one...nothing accompanied it just...

 

"Do you have wood?"

 

I know they were probably asking if we supply firewood  but I still giggled like a schoolgirl.