I will not be able to tell you funny stories about my guests and my staff for a while. Mainly because I have no guests. Super jealous of that drunk housekeeper of mine - that’s the state I wouldn’t mind being I right now (without the calories).
I would like to give a shout out to all of you. I will not start naming anyone because I will forget someone and feel guilty. And if I feel guilty, I won’t have time to feel dark and sad and what kind of Russian would I be if I don’t see dark and sad?
I love it that when I like someone’s post that person sometimes is liking mine simultaneously.
I love it when I totally misspell something you pretend you understand my gibberish.
I love it that of I am mean you kill me with kindness.
Despite all of our (mine) complaining, this is the most positive troll free community (once you get a handle on what posts not to read).
As much as I hate Airbnb right now I might stick around just so I have a reason to come here.
Best part? That mice I was worried about last summer is gone now because there is no food at the houses (no guests=no food)! Suckers! They thought they could beat me! Pandemic, lock down- whatever it takes. I am taking you down, Jerry