Honorable son had to help me lift all that friggin' hardwood and lay new floors down. Seeing him on his knees was payment enough.
Let's talk about ManPee, shall we? We need to invent a compass.
They're not as big as they think they are, they need to stand closer, and no one is behind them whispering so there is no need to turn around.
I walked into a what looked like a lemonade stand once and told the guest he needed to help me clean up the mess. He did and he was so humbled so we got into a discussion about how this $hit happens.
HE TOLD ME!
He leans against the wall and pees.
W. T. F????
I'm glad you have a 21st century iron, @Jennifer178. Otherwise, I'd have to bring you one. Planning a trip to Philly soon so I can go to the farmer's market and buy more food than I can eat. I'll do it midweek and would love to stay with you. I'll save you on my wish list.
2017 is the year where I meet at least 20 hosts!