The background: When we first heard that bedsheets, towels, toilet paper, and soap would be mandatory essentials, some of us freaked out a little, especially the beach house and mountain cabin hosts in certain areas where for decades guests have understood they would bring their own linens/supplies and everyone was happy.
Here, for six years we have asked our guests to carry their own sleeping bags a kilometre down a footpath. They have given us five stars for this.
I know. It's been great.
In our case, we have all the essentials covered except bedsheets. As hikers ourselves, we understand the mud, smokiness, and burrs that are part of the outdoors experience, and how sliding into our own sleeping bags at night reduces worry about ruining someone's clean sheets.
The apology: I have been postulating here in the forum that surely we beach houses, mountain cabins, tents, and treehouses will be fine as long as we tick the box and provide the ability to request backup linens.
We will not. I am sorry. Two things happened to me in the past week and I learned:
- You can spell out the bring-your-own thing and mention the backup linens in your welcome message, but the email that guests get from Airbnb just before their trip reminds them to check the house rules and amenities. When they look at those amenities they see they are getting bedsheets. They will bring their sleeping bags, and not request anything, but dock a cleanliness star because, in their words, they didn't know where else to take stars from but they were sure they read something about bedsheets somewhere. And here we are thinking guests never read.
- I was a guest myself on the weekend, and the system asked me some new upfront questions. I had to say yes or no to: Did I get a towel per person? Did I get bedsheets? Did I get a pillow per person? Did I get soap? Was there sufficient toilet paper?
Right. Guests are spies for the system, and that's what did it here. Bedsheets it is. The problem here is that in order to provide bedsheets, one needs to provide a bed... Our sleeping platform's custom 4' x 6' dimensions mean we have, for all these years, merely softened the planks with blankets and ground pads. No standard mattress will fit.
So we have cut a piece of 6" gel memory foam to size and made the bed. With sheets.
We are still hoping our guests decide bringing their sleeping bags is the best choice, and that they enjoy this king of all groundpads as a luxury. And that they remember they had sheets if they wanted them and will not tick the "no" box. I'll let you know.
Specifics: You can cut gel memory foam easily with an electric knife. Thank you, YouTube. Also, thank you, everyone here. I listened to all of you and sprang for a mattress protector. Nothing bad will happen now, right?
Right?