I need to vent

Rachael171
Level 6
Greensboro, NC

I need to vent

If I could create a meme on what it's like to be an Airbnb host, it would be something like this:

 

Host:

Spends hours creating an immaculately clean space and comfortable/hospitable stay. Creates highly detailed listing and guidebook, immediately responds to every guest text. Leaves complimentary snacks. Gives deep discounts for long term stays, etc. etc.

 

Guest:

*messages host* I found a crumb of dirt and an ant!! This place is a dump!!!!

 

Host:

*comes to clean after the guest checks out* ...Entire place is trashed.

 

Guest:

That's bull**bleep**!! I left the place in great condition! I refuse to pay for [fill in the blank]. *threatens host with bad review.*

 

 

*****Please share with me your nightmare guest experiences and help me feel better about the **bleep** I've hosted recently. 🙂

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Hahahaha!! I love how the bad guests get labeled "this or that" guy and girl. Like @Huma0 and her Condom Girl. 

 

Thank you for the laugh!