Hello Fellow Hosts & Guests !
We're looking for a concise statement for a small bathroom sign. We want to convey that only body waste (poo, pee, vomit) with a minimal amount of toilet paper is allowed to enter the toilet bowl.
What we don't want is an overwhelming list of 'not allowed' personal items that could get offensive, too long to read or just plain gross.
A bit of light humor is fine but nothing like body shaming jokes or weird images~
Our home is 100+ years old and though most things are up to date, plumbing is not always easily accessible. (I'm sure this is a common thread, no matter how old/new the property !) Even facial tissues don't break down well and those "flushable" wipes can wreak havoc, especially if more than one at a time are used/flushed. We've heard about the horrors of condoms, trash, band-aids and even panties being found by plumbers after a mile of snaking to eradicate a clog 😲.
So please shoot us your version of tactfulness for the toilet 🙂 Do you use a sign or mention toiletry in your house rules ? We'd love to hear how you word it ! Thank you.