Seeing these two dougnuts (via my outdoor camera) toddle off this morning lifted my spirits no end. But the final twist of the knife saw them leave my front door open. Not unlocked, but open.
Thankfully, my cleaner turned up an hour after they left (and we live in a private Close) so no damage was done.
The thing is, there's nothing you can do to protect yourself from these sorts. They come in all sizes, genders, colours, and from the four corners of the world.
All I can do is think of the money, and the fact it'll plump up (very slightly) my savings account.
I'm on my second glass.