My no-gos...
Guests who ask for a discount
Guests who ask for a late checkout ( I have a 4 hour window to flip the place and am pretty much booked solid)
LOCALS! Do NOT host locals!
Guests with a litany of questions. No, I don't have a rice cooker...no, I won't pick you up at the airport...no you can't bring your kids or pets
Guests who don't have a "real" name on their profile. Pinocchio Fuzzypants is not a real name