Airbnb, Why Are You Doing This To Me?

[Ann72]

Ummmmm....

Overall rating 1%?  Response rate 5600%???

Please stop glitching.  Please.  Stop.

[Emiel1]

@Ann72 

You will not be a superhost for the next 100 Years !

Also detected as a Spammer with a respons rate of 5600%  :>)

Hope this helps,

Emiel

[Ann72]

@Emiel1 LOL!!!

I mean really!

[Jenny-and-Ian0]

Hi I have also received this message and have no understanding of what it is about. We have a consistent 5 star with super host badges

[Ian-And-Anne-Marie0]

Airbnb's email server will now be in meltdown... every host will be receiving warnings and pretty soon all listings will be shut down. Every guest will want a refund and there won't be the money there to refund them.

WHOOOPS !!

[Sarah977]

@Ann72  The techies probably sit around on their breaks saying stuff like "Well, I for one think that Airbnb hosts need a bit of stress this week, I mean beyond dealing with guests who trashed their place and then demanded a refund. What say we muck up their stats again? Sure got 'em going the last time, yuk yuk. Oh, and Dexter, I certainly hope you haven't succumbed to the pressure to fix those available dates appearing as blocked, now, have you?""

[Sarah977]

"And Heather, I couldn't help noticing when I passed by your cubicle earlier that you were actually trying to fix the app malfunctions. Don't you have anything better to do? We need everyone's help to come up with next week's glitch- that should be your top priority here."

[Ann72]

@Sarah977 LOL!  Thank you for the laugh.  The millennial names you gave everyone were priceless.

[Alice595]

@Ann72  On my Basic Requirements, the issue has been fixed.

[Kemi6]

@Ann72

My eyes went wide when I first saw this yesterday. But it's fixed now. 

[Emilia42]

Why don't I ever notice glitches like this in my online bank accounts, or facebook, or amazon, or google??!! Maybe I spend too much time on Airbnb to notice them all?

[Sarah977]

@Emilia42  No kidding. I have never, in 30 years, had my online bank accounts have glitches, nor even my email accounts. Occasionally the email site (yahoo) is itself down for awhile, but there aren't errors or glitches in my actual email accounts.