AIRBNB 10 Commandments

[Emily352]

1. You shall not have other portal besides me. You shall not bow down before other portals or worship them. For I, your portal, am a jealous portal, inflicting punishment on you.

(This commandment means that you must never put announcements on heretical and blasphemous booking sites, Homeaway or Booking, for example.)

2. You shall not take the name of AIRBNB in vain.

(Especially if Brian Cesky is close to you with a baseball bat in his hand.)

3. Remember to keep holy the AIRBNB Conference days.

4. Honor your community manager.

5. You shall not kill your case manager.

6. You shall not cancel instant booking. You shall promise to do you best to lower prices

7. You shall not steal your guest’s luggage.

8. You shall not bear false witness against your guest.

9. You shall not covet your guest’s wife.

10. You shall not covet your guest’s iPhone, not his supercar, not his Rolex, nor anything else that belongs to him.

[Helen350]

@Emily352 Not funny. Blasphemous. - Who are you? Are you a troll? No photo, no profile , no REVIEWS, neither as host nor guest, no evidence of real engagement with the Airbnb community at all............

[Ann489]

@Helen350   oh, lighten up.  I thought it was kind of funny.    😛         

[Helen350]

@Ann489 A bit tired, I thought... a hackneyed old form, parodying the 10 Commandments. This version wasn't even witty...... And you can't better the original! 😉 😄