"Welcome to Airbnb! Where we
promise everything yet deliver
nothing! Our customer support staff
roll dice to make decisions: an odd
number, decision goes to host, even
to guest. Sorry, English is not our
language, and we don't read more
than a few words. We don't have time
or care enough to bother. We're
authorized to pay out up to $200 if
you are really nice to us, and
authorized to close your support
case, but if we tell you we're
"escalating" your case what we mean
is we're adding it to a stack of cases
that might, or might not, ever be
reviewed, but not for several months
Enjoy the ride! Or, don't, we honestly
don't care. "