I'll keep it short. That's what they did (or tried to do.) I asked them to leave. They left. I got AirBnB involved. I had video and lock access records as evidence. My check-in times are from 5:00-10:00 pm. Customer service was actually kind of decent. I'm trying to figure out two things:
Can I mention that they were drunk, or will that get my review pulled?
(They drove to my place drunk, which is completely unacceptable.) The additional person was totally baked but had not been drinking - he drove separately- and I offered to let them leave a car so he could drive them elsewhere, just FYI. He was the bartender at the bar where they had been drinking all night, and they somehow felt it was acceptable to bring him to my property.
How can I figure out, down to the very last minute, when I can leave a review? Seriously, to the minute. Is it 14 days exactly from my check-out time, or the time I receive the email about reviewing the guest, which is 3-4 hours after check-out?
The "guest" is radio silent for the time being. Customer service actually mentioned that she said she was sorry. Could that be true? I don't really know. It's possible.
And yes, I do accepts guests who are new to AirBnB with no reviews. The majority of them are great guests and conclude their stay with absolutely no problems. Everybody has to start somewhere. Besides, it's established guests with experience on AirBnB who know how to pull the shenanigans.