A couple of points you could use with Customer Service if you want to try to get that review removed, @Matthew703 :
1) Reviews need to reflect the experience of the author. The author did not experience your cleanliness or location.
2) She (it was Diana, is that right?) mentions Airbnb support in her review. That's not allowed, either, per the policy:
- Content that provides specific details or outcomes of an Airbnb investigation
So if you have some time and patience, pull up Airbnb Content Policy and have it in front of you while you calmly cite these reasons for pulling the review.
Or just leave it. As you say, it's a bit funny, and you have responded to the review.