4 stars because...

[Debbie338]

I just got a 4 star rating because ‘our street was too narrow’  LOL ! Being that it came from some young and probably first time Airbnb’ers ..I almost had to laugh ! We’re in a German village in the middle of a national forest and rolling gorgeous farmland landscapes.  We even give the guests their own garage to park in.  Some people would b#$&h if you hung them with a long rope. 

[Victoria567]

Casually leave a copy of the 5:2 diet book along with an extra low fat diet yoghurt and an apple for breakfast😉

Or or ask them if they are really tucking away all those Curry wursts and litres of beer on a regular basis!🐽

Perhaps your description should add NOT suitable access for the delightfully plump!🤔

Joking aside we all get these surprising comments from time to time .....they are laughable once your onion stops boiling!

[Debbie338]

I want to visit Scotland !!!!

[Victoria567]

Hi@Debbie

and I want to visit Germany as I've heard so many great things about it from my German guests who are also my favourites as being very clean, tidy, respectful of house rules, punctual , considerate as well as having such a great sense of humour!

Leibe Leibe leibe

[Debbie338]

@ Victoria actually my German guests are my biggest critics..but yes very clean ..I’m not German by birth..I have Brit tv here, you should watch 4 in a bed on more4 ..where 4 groups of guests stay in each other’s BnB , it’s a fun watch ..and speaking of Scotland..I love Neil Oliver  from Coast !

[Branka-and-Silvia0]

😄 lol morons

we got 4* because traffic in our street is noisy in the morning if you sleep with windows open  (we are in city center)  😄

[Debbie338]

@Branka0 ive had LOTS of guests from Croatia this year and lots going to Croatia !